Truthfully my life has been kind of boring lately. I mean all the drama queens are gone, like ghetto trash bitch and the new mom, and bitch face hasn't tried to get me arrested for a while or sent me anonymous hate filled texts message rants while shes high in a while. I mean there was the whole find out the new mom's husband is really in jail when she was pretending he was serving in the army story but I just don't feel like putting her on blast. Shocking I know. And I am just tired of the drama and bullshit, plus I think she's seriously mentally ill. I didn't even mean that in an asshole way. Just like you need a pychotherapist dear god, stop being a pathological liar, type of way. As I previously mentioned, the scary part is she wants to work with former military who suffer from PTSD. Well first of all, I think you have PTSD or some mental disorder from all the lies and bullshit you told me for 8 months. Second of all I might need some of that treatment after dealing with you and finding out basically everything you told me was a lie.
Its hard to tell because the sound and video quality are crap but the girl with the glasses yells at the other girl YOU LIE YOU LIE YOU LIE! at the very end and the drama queen in me wishes I could see the new mom one more time just to reenact this.
Okay so I will talk shit about her for a brief second. Not post her and her husband's mugshot like in one of my previous posts, but still talk shit. My favorite was, and this was after I fired her, I accidentally sent her time sheet and all my other workers that week time sheets in late. Of course this was a combination of WWIII and the zombie apocalypse coming to her. I get it, they don't make a lot of money and some of them live paycheck to paycheck but fucking Christ, if you are going to lie make up a good story. She hysterically calls my mom that Friday, which was supposed to be pay day, crying and screaming that she got her truck repossessed because she didn't get paid that day. First of all where do I begin with this line of bullshit? As somebody who owes several creditors money I know for a fact that they call you ohhh about 800 times trying to work out some type of payment/deal to keep the truck in your possession. See, as long as you are making some type of payment on the truck the car company is still making money because they mark shit up so much. Repossession is their last option because not only are they not getting anymore money from you but they have to pay someone to come repossess your car/truck. Second of all, she just moved supposedly, who knows if that is even true. But if she did the car/repossession company would not know her new address and where to find the truck in order to repossess it. Third, you're telling me that because you didn't get paid between $500-600, if it was even that much, as soon as your bank opened that Friday, that they came and immediately repossessed your truck? Well if that is the case, I have a bridge in Brooklyn to sell ya. Also, somebody that lies about their mom trying to kill themselves, their daughter having seizures and being in the hospital, and their husband still being in the military when he really got kicked out and sent to jail, yeah there's a really hot place below the earth where you are going. I thought I was a terrible person destined for hell, well I never lied to get a guy to western union me $1000 while I'm married because I'm supposed to meet him on some vacation or convince a disabled guy to fill a Xanax prescription for me and gave him $50 for it. Then you wonder why I asked if you were on drugs half the time you were here, that and you talked like you were a sedated robot. Remind me why I kept this bitch around for 8 months again? Especially when she was secretly friends with/helping bitch face get a new job this whole time? Did I mention bitch face almost got her and I arrested? Of course the new mom made it sound to everyone like I threw her under the bus in that scenario and almost got her arrested? First of all, thanks for making me look like an asshole to everyone that worked for me and make them not want to work because they think they are going to have the same thing happen to them. Second, I'm smart enough to know my rights and basically told the two cops to fuck off and get out of my house unless they have a warrant to search me or arrest me. She was the dumb one that agrees to talk to them when they asked her on their way out the door. Bitch if you just said no they would have had to leave. And she tried to tell me they needed to teach civics in school. Where do you think I learned all that shit? So maybe you should take your own advice! Plus, whenever she was mad at me she would try to get bitch face, then ghetto trash bitch and the ex wife to not come in out of spite as well. Little did they know that she shit talked all of them worse than I do and even the ones I don't shit talk on here, because god forbid she not be the center of attention or the favorite. First of all I know I'm going to hell for writing this and ignoring the fact that you are married to a criminal who would kill me....you think I would pick you over any of the other people who work for me in the recent past or presently? It sucks I actually did like you as a person and working for me until I found out what a lying manipulative narcissistic asshole you were. Hippy love child thinks you have borderline personality disorder and sadly she might be right. Supposedly you're a pysch major, diagnose yourself.
Alright, alright I couldn't resist, hers the lovely photo, and how about one of her husband? What a cute couple, matching mug shots......adorable!:D Their daughter must be so proud! By the way if you hear about an angry disgruntled former military member killing a crippled guy in Cheshire, it was probably her husband killing me. At least there is written proof.
I haven't performed in 3 weeks due to not being able to get enough people to show up to my two prior shows at Comix at Mohegan Sun and a flat tire the second time. So tomorrow I am trying to do two shows in one night, the first one is at the Hartford Funny Bone which is really in the Buckland Hills Mall in Manchester. Is that supposed to be a joke or something? It starts at 7:30 and doors open at 6 and you can get FREE tickets at the window tomorrow night by using the promo code "clash" and saying you are there to see Bob Al Held. I mean come on, as Peter Griffin once sang, "I have $20,000 worth of credit card debit...when they call I tell them, I can't pay it off yet!" That and two bank accounts that are currently closed until I can give them the money I owe because they are both so overdrawn. I can win $100 tomorrow if I win the contest at the Funny Bone but I doubt that will happen because there are like 10 of us performing and I've been doing this for less than a year and all my friends are broke ass gangsters, oh wait I don't have any friends so hardly anybody will show up/vote for me to win tomorrow. If I get out of there fast enough, which being disabled and extremely unlucky, I probably won't but I'm also trying to perform at Mohegan Sun tomorrow night at 10 pm, assuming I can get 4 people to show up, and pay $10 + fees to see me. I already have two so maybe my some miracle I can get two more people to show up there tomorrow night, highly unlikely. Not sure the cripple van can survive so much craziness but we shall see.
After that, I'm not sure when my next show will be, I've been kinda slacking on the comedy end. I mean I'm probably performing on Tuesday the 20th at the Hartford Funny Bone open mic but that's free to get in and anybody can do it. And I might perform at a bar in Hartford on Wednesday the 21st, I believe the show starts at 9:30 and I don't remember the name of the bar but I'll post it. Also some guy randomly contacted me on Facebook so I might perform at Broadway Comedy Club in NYC on Saturday July 15th if I can verify it's validity, but after being scammed by Vinny Beedle, I'm skeptical. The good news is today I finally made money doing a bit on journalism work for the first time in ehh probably 2-3 years. It's only what I went to college for, for basically 9 years. So good thing I'm finally putting all that money to good use by getting $60 to take random footage of the town green in Waterbury. I'm kinda mad that nobody bought my murder footage video at some apartment in the Meriden ghetto...okay it wasn't murder footage, I just shot the outside of the building where the dead body was supposedly found, I'm not that fucked up!...or Hippy love child's great camera work at the Aetna building in Hartford since they are about to abandon this state like I wish I could. And most defensible of all, my personal uploaded footage of Miley licking my head, who wouldn't wanna buy that for a crap ton of money?! Thanks Trump! Also assholes that for some reason read this, don't forget I'm still selling my shirts at my shows as in Dump Trump, Handicap lives Matter, I want to Spoon Spooner, and What the Bob Al Held! For the low low price of $20. Here are some pictures of them to remind you of what they look like. Just remember, trust in Jesus, but only black Jewish Jesus otherwise you can't trust that guy. I watched this fucked up documentary on Netflix about a burlesque club in Oregon where this one female dancer/porn star does really inappropriate things with a Jesus puppet, to the soundtrack of Jesus Christ superstar. Again, for all those people that tell me I'm a horrible ungrateful asshole, read about some of the people I wrote about tonight and then ask yourself is Bob Al Held really that bad?
No comments:
Post a Comment