Meet me at Foxwoods!

Last night I went to one of my favorite places in the world..the CASINO! For once it wasn't to worsen my gambling problem although I did lose $100 but that was only thanks to my mom for giving me that money. Fuck you Big Bang Theory slot machine, I should of kept playing the Monopoly one that one at least kept paying. Instead it was to meet the must awesome super fantastic band in the world.. O-Town..if you don't know who they are like 75% of my workers.. please kill yourself. There a boy band from the early 2000s who had about 4 hit songs and were the original Making the Band band..before P-diddy came along and made it ghetto and horrible to watch. It was the theme of the concert tour a bunch of washed up pop singers from the late 90s/early 2000s besides O-Town there was also Dream, Ryan Cabrera (not sure how he fit into this group) and 98 Degrees aka the band of the former Mr. Jessica Simpson aka Nick Lachey. I already met O-Town once but OMG if you bought a shirt, poster or both you got to meet them after the show to. Of course I bought both and pretended one of the items was for my worker so I could have them sign both. I paid for it with my credit card before people bitch at me and including the concert tickets too. Did I mention I was the first one in line to meet them?!

 Here is a picture of me and awkward turtle with the guys from O-Town, and here is a selfie of me and my fav member of O-Town Erik Michael Estrada... who once dated the girl that plays Zenon in those Disney movies and then was on days and is now in General Hospital.

A funny thing happened on the way to meeting them. While my worker was waiting in the horribly long and slow merch line (it's what I pay them the big bucks for) this lady came up to me in the lobby and proceeded to have one of the most interesting convos with me ever. First she asked if I liked O-Town and liked their performance which of course I said Yeah it was Fucking awesome!!!!! Then she asked me if I thought Jacob Underwood was hot...for those that don't know he's one of the members from O-Town. I didn't really know what to say so I said yeah I guess.. and then she went oh you're straight?!?!? Don't know why she thought I was gay just because I was at a early 2000s boy band concert wearing a gold O-Town shirt with their poster sitting in my lap and another O-Town shirt behind me standing in line to meet them for 90 minutes.... wait I'm starting to see why now.  You see some funny shit when you are waiting in the lobby at a concert. I saw a drunk/high guy talk his way back into the concert after telling the security guard he would behave. Not even two minutes later his girlfriend comes running out saying were leaving with him following her and a dozen security guards following him. Then while I was standing in the O-Town line I saw another lady get kicked out of the concert and on her way out of the concert venue doors she threw a drink in the security guards face. I'm assuming she spent a night sleeping it off in Foxwoods Casino jail.

But the final adventure came when I was eating dinner after the concert. It was in the food court in the Fox Tower. I am sitting with awkward turtle when I see this guy rubbing an and hitting his mom I believe in the back. Then it looked like he was trying to help her not choke and I could hear her making choking noises. Meanwhile, everyone she was with is just kinda standing there starring at her along with the rest of the food court. At least one guy ran up to them and said my wife is a nurse here with me if you need her help. My favorite was the lady screaming across the food court RAISE YOUR ARMS ABOVE YOUR HEAD!! Um lady I doubt she's even calm enough to hear you say that and instead of shouting it why don't you come over and help her do it. So yeah I know I might have been a little dramatic but I made awkward turtle call 911 because I really didn't want to watch this lady die in front of me because no one else was really doing much. Foxwoods must have their own paramedic crew because as soon as awkward turtle called 911 3 of them showed up in about 5 minutes along with half a dozen foxwoods employees. Here's a picture of the stretcher.. don't worry I didn't put the lady in it to protect her identity.  They wanted to take her to the hospital but she refused so I guess she was okay.

Finally 98 Degrees official instagram liked my photo from last night here is proof!!!!!