However, she must not have got it or did not get that it was directed at her. Because it happened again today. I logged on to my facebook and instagram and what am I bombarded with? Pics of BBM out partying and drinking dressed like a hoe hoe for Halloween. I get it every girl around her age posts slutty Halloween photos of themselves. But Jesus Christ, the only pictures she ever posts are of pictures of herself dressed in skimpy outfits out getting drunk. I'm sorry but after a while nobody wants to keep seeing that no matter how pretty you are. Well certain people do, they're called perverts and sex offenders. You know the ones that message you on social media asking you to do porn, yeah, those guys like looking at all the photos you post of yourself. You had the same boyfriend for over a year, so who exactly are who trying to appeal to/impress with these photos? Plus your poor father who sees this. Is it really worth it to get 100 likes or whatever your trying to do? So I finally snapped and wrote this comment today. Don't worry I cropped the person out who I wrote it to, but it needed to be said.
Okay, now that she hates me and probably won't come back to work (she only comes 1 day a week now anyways). Honestly the only people that ever fucking show up to work are awkward turtle and one of the new girls that I hired. Apparently everyone else that works for me thinks that between the two of them, they can just average working 84 hours a week without a problem. Hows that for some fancy math? Mr. Luigi ... (not sure if I spelt that right it was 15 years ago), you did teach me something you gay asshole. For the record, I don't care that he was gay even though he never admitted it, but he was such a fucking asshole. He used to tell kids to drop out of school and go work at McDonalds because thats all they would ever amount to, and he wasn't kidding. That's alright, my other math teachers at CHS were all winners as well. The one I had freshman year got arrested for a hit-and-run shortly after I graduated. Then the guy I had my junior and senior year was a total pervert... cause I would know haha. Rumor has it that he was living with one of his former female students when I graduated. And he looked like Hagrid from Harry Potter. But hey, if that's what your into. Math was always my least favorite subject in school, I'm starting to think that these award winners were the reason why.
Well that paragraph went sideways in a hurry. But yeah, I already had someone quit who just started two months ago. She was one of those people that was always looking to have problems with everyone. The weirdest part was that she would always bitch about me to the other new girl that started at the same time. First of all, you guys weren't friends before you both started working for me at the same time, and second, you didn't think the other girl would tell me this? To top it off she would come here and be all nice and act like she was my best friend. Um you've read my blog, I know you have because your an idiot, therefore you know I'm an asshole and love to shred people on here. So now its your turn. I'm sorry that you're so miserable that you feel the need to find problems with everyone to make yourself feel better. I can relate, I used to be that way but I'm trying to get better at it. Its called taking prozac, and finding healthy hobbies that make you happy. You know, not shit talking everyone your supposedly friends with and saying fake people are when you're the fakest bitch in the bunch. Its not my fault that you've had two children with a man who won't marry you because clearly he doesn't love you, if he did he would have put a ring on it by now. And you obviously don't love him either but stay with him because you don't want to support two children on your own and you don't think he'll be part of their life after you leave. Nah, you haven't told me any of this but I'm good at analyzing people, and its pretty easy to read you chick. Also, why would I want someone working for me who has a boyfriend... who can call him your husband but y'all ain't married, and probably never will be... who is so insecure he gets upset every time you come to work at night because he actually has to take care of the kids and what does he think that we're screwing the whole time you're here? No that was Michele's, job. Hi Michele! If you're reading this, now you can get mad too. But no, I'm not actually talking about you. Then, you get mad at me when I say its not my fault your "husband" is an insecure asshole who just doesn't want you to work, so why are you working for me? He obviously just wants you at home barefoot and pregnant, cooking and cleaning all day. No Michele, not fucking talking about Eric. Not everything's about you bitch.
So yeah, future advice, if you're going to work for me, but your husband, boyfriend, lesbian lover, Caitlyn Jenner, unicorn, or whoever you're screwing is going to be too insecure to have you working here, please don't apply. Especially if he's going to beat you for it so you have to say you walked into a door so you can't come to work. Okay, this may be an exaggeration and might not have happened but I'm pretty sure its more close to the truth than I'm comfortable with.
Finally, here's a picture my grandma found of some artwork I made when I was a kid. In honor of her birthday I'm posting on here. Look I used to be sweet and nice. And also, to prove the joke is true, here is the empty pill bottle full of old birthday candles that my mom keeps. Just a joke mom don't get mad. But seriously they're less than a dollar at the dollar store.
The candles came from your grandnother. They are not candles I saved.
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