I created a new persona..... his name is Joe Freakin Buttermann. I will write more about him later in the day since its almost 4am, and i gots to get my beauty rest til 1pm. I signed one of those secret online petitions and I said that was my name, and I think I'm going to stick with it! Joe has a brother named Glenn, who is apparently a radiologist, but nobody gives a fuck about Glenn. Not even his brother, Joe Freakin Buttermann. Joe didn't even want a brother but decided he would just deal with it because hes Joe Freakin Buttermann. Last thing i heard from Glenn that he would be working in president elect Trump's Cabinet... Last week, I was joking he would be our next president, sadly now its not a joke! But, Joe Buttermann don't care... Know why? Because hes Joe Freakin Buttermann. This is what I imagined Joe to look like..... The sad part is, I could actually see myself looking like this in 20 years! So here he is.... The Man... The Myth... The Legend Joe Freakin Buttermann.
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