5. Al Snow, I saw on YouTube that he admitted in some book about wrestling that he hates wrestling fans. Hey asshole do you realize you would not be rich and famous and nobody would give a flying fuck about you if it weren't for wrestling. I mean you do work for impact now so that probabaly means you are broke or on the brink of bankruptcy. Working for impact is basically like wrestling hell anyway, so yeah, but fans will always love him because he was an original ECW guy, and those fans see no wrong in anything that an original ECW because they must forget that Chris Benoit was in ECW at one time...
4. Bubba Ray Dudley, also a huge asshole that basically tells any fan that comes up to him that he doesn't give a fuck about them. Literally, Devon Dudley his tag team partner once told a story about a fan coming up to him saying how much he admired Bubba, and Bubba's response was, " YOU HONESTLY THINK I GIVE A FUCK?" But he's another ECW guy. So for some reason people still like him. Having heard that story about him I will make sure to run him over if I ever see him and when he yells at me for it I'll say, "DO YOU HONESTLY THINK I GIVE A FUCK?" But with all the hardcore matches hes fought in, he will barely be able to walk or wipe his own ass in 10 years so i guess that's karma!
3. Randy Orton, yeah I like him too, even though I hate to admit it. But anyone who got thrown out of the military and forced by WWE to enter rehab has to be a fucking raging asshole, think about the numerous wife beaters, alcoholics, murderers, and drug addicts WWE has employed over the years without forcing them to go to rehab? Also, did you know how desperate the armed services are for people, if Randy Orton got thrown out, I don't even want to know what he did! All that being said, he still gets some of the loudest applause at the WWE shows I go to. He even looks like an angry prick!
2. Shawn Michaels, people fucking love this guy and I don't understand why. He will admit during the 90's he was a huge raging asshole to work with because he was a drug addict/ alcoholic! He also ruined the career of guys like Shane Douglas in WWE, and he tried to ruin Bret Hart's marriage at that time. Kind of ironic coming from a guy who would screw anything with a vagina at that moment in time! He also gave up a title once because he " lost his smile." Now that hes sober he is one of those Jesus freaks who acts like their so great because they're super religious. I'm pretty sure a guy who in the 90's posed butt ass naked in a magazine constantly showed his dick and ass to crowds and asked girls to flash him should not be giving people lectures on morality. Shawn I'm glad you're sober now, but I don't understand why fans still go crazy every time you show up when they all know that guy who "lost his smile" is just waiting right below the surface to return!
1. Brock Lesnar, I CANT FUCKING STAND THIS GUY! First of all, he openly admits he hates gay people. Second, WWE pays him 6 million dollars a year to show up 6 times a year, and he acts like a cocky prick the whole time hes there. For some reason WWE decided to have him end the Undertakers undefeated streak at WrestleMania, despite his hardly ever being around. He purposely busted open Randy Ortons head at summer slam last year just so the match would be short, and oh yeah, most of his matches are about 5-10 minutes long, and consists of him doing the same three moves over and over again, because he was so bad ass in real life he fought in UFC and won. So he must be indestructible. Ask Ronda Rousey how that worked out for her? The best part is he is a dick, Vince McMahon knows hes a dick, Paul Heyman knows hes a dick, hell even Brock knows hes a dick, and so do the fans but they still go ape shit the six times a year he appears to fight for 5 minutes. FUCK YOU BROCK LESNAR! I pray to any higher power that one day some crazy wrestler comes along and accidentally on purpose knocks you the fuck out! Also how is this dickhead married to Sable? Maybe shes a bitch too, and if so my childhood would be ruined!
Now to the fun part. Apparently I have a stalker, or someone who is so obsessed with me and I wronged so badly that they need to send me between 8 and 17 text messages every morning to tell me what a terrible person I am. I hate to tell them but I know I'm an asshole, and Ive pissed a lot of people off in my 31 years rolling around on this Earth. The best part is they didn't admit who they are. so being the prick I am, here are the top three suspects complete with names and pictures. You want to come after the king of the crips you better not miss!
Suspect 3...Brieanna Andrea Cox aka Bobby a stripper at Hollywood Strip Club in Southington,CT.
The story; now I haven't even been inside of that strip club since October 2015, mostly because I'm broke as hell, but also because I'm trying to avoid her psychotic ass! See back in the day i used to go see her a couple times a month, and I would always get VIP dances from her until my mom was smart enough to cut me off! See this poor girl had to work there every night to support her boyfriend and hers terrible coke habit. Im guessing from all the sniffling and running into the bathroom she used to do. Literally this girl was there every night. My sources tell me now though that she got a new boyfriend. finallly got smart enough to trade up to a rich sugar daddy so now she hardly works there anymore. My breaking point with her was after buying her a few gifts, and spending mad money on her to get VIPs she promised me one year that she would meet/stay with me at Mohegan Sun for my birthday. My own fault for beliving a drug addict stripper because of course she no showed, and several months later posted photos on Facebook of her out to dinner with another "customer" and her excuse to me was well he spent tons of money on me.... bitch so did I! So when i called her out for her bullshit on Facebook, she got mad at me for exposing the real her to all her customers. Shes had it out for me ever since. But i haven't even talked to her in a year. So why she randomly decides to bitch me out now I am not sure... which leads to..
Suspect 2.. Hannah Tomolonius also works at Hollywood and is apparently a good friend of suspect 3
The story; I previously wrote about in a blog post back in November or December of 2016, I'm being lazy, and the girl who is typing this is terrible at it / deaf so in order to save time go back and read it. Here's a quick summary... Last summer I was drunk practically every day thanks to the ex wife! One day in my drunken brilliance I decided to DM this bitch on Instagram. How i found her and why I did this, I don't know. Basically i told her if she sent me a bad pics/videos, I would send her money. Which was fine at first. I started it, after a while though, she got pushy and demanding. She was just sending them without me asking and then demanded money for them. When i finally said no, she freaked out and said she cared about me so much and did so much for me. Did i mention, I never actually met this bitch in person, because she was "too shy" to meet. Fast forward a month later after i cut her off and Hollywood Strip Club in Southington,CT is posting pictures of her as a stripper on their Instagram account. After i saw that i posted some of the photos she sent me in my blog, so thats why she would have it out for me. I havent talked to her since November and she blocked me on all social media accounts which leads me to the prime suspect....
Suspect 1. Cynthia Rodriguez aka Bitchface aka Ronald McDonalds daughter and / or her father
Just read my blog from January to February if you want a million reasons why its her or someone she knows. I'm leaning more towards her father because the texts make it sound a retarded child was talking to me. Being the crazy, welfare collecting, mental patient, felon that he is that would be his way of talking. Not to mention the texts have a religious theme to them. Constantly telling me that I am the devils son. If i was religious I guess I would be insulted by that, but I'm not, don't get mad at me religious people. Believe whatever you want. Just don't try to force me into believing it. I also find it very ironic that bitch face and her family are religious people considering what horrible quality lives they live. Why is it the biggest pieces of shit are always the most religious? Oh wait, I know why because they use religion as a way to justify all of the horrible shit they do. You know who else does that, cult leaders, and people like Charles Manson!
Honestly, who ever is doing this, it really doesn't bother me, even though you probably think it does. Or at least have the balls to admit who you are, I don't hide anything that I say or do! You can hide behind apps like Text Now and Text Me that's fine, but I hope you now know the cops are involved since you had to get extra psycho and starts threatening me. The only person that's going to make me their bitch is Miley Cyrus or Bayley from WWE! As much as I look forward to the early morning texts, and "what you have in store for me" I've just had enough of these games! With that being said, my workers will be sleeping with knives under their pillows at night haha just kidding..... or am I?
Finally, if I'm ever a wrestler, not that I could be, but if I am I want this to be my entrance. It's like watching Jesus wrestle. He is possibly my new favorite wrestler of all time
Hannah passed away this Feb, please remove any mentions of her out of respect for the family.
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