What's the point?

Alright, I will admit that I screwed up. The point of this blog was to make people laugh by talking about the ridiculous things that happen in my life, sometimes with family, friends or the people who work for me. I also wanted to use it as a place to vent my anger in a healthier way than just screaming at everyone and being a jerk. Again, I just want to emphasize that everything I write is with heavy sarcasm and should not be taken too seriously. If I did not want people seeing it or reading it, I would not be publishing it. That being said, if it really bothers you or offends you that much then just stop reading it.

I pride myself on being 100% honest in this blog. Yes, I have gone to the casino 3 times in the last two weeks. However, the money I have used there was my own. The first time was at Foxwoods where I entered a free black jack tournament because the daily prize was as high as $500. On that day I lost $100 of my own money. I went the following week to Mohegan where I stayed for the night and had a free room. I will happily show anyone the receipt saying $0.00. And I put my credit card on file at the hotel in case of any charges. I then spent around $40 I got from selling used DVDs to FYE at Carlo's bakery aka the cake boss guy at Mohegan. This money was spent on snacks for myself, my mom when I got home, the girl who was stuck with me for 24 straight hours working, and the wife. I was trying to spend alone time with her and be romantic. Yes, I lost the other $100 at the black jack table but that was also money I had from selling something. When I went to Foxwoods last Friday, I had FREE tickets to the Adam Lambert concert. It is not my fault we got put in the fourth row. After the concert, I gambled $40, most of which I got by returning empty cans and bottles. I lost after a half hour at the table, went and ate dinner, and then left. Dinner was brought from home at no cost.

That being said, my friend may have finally found me somewhat of a job writing content for a website. Anything is better than that Yankees job I applied for. Although I have raised $25 in the last two weeks through gofundme and made $25 writing an essay for someone, so move over Bill Gates, I'm coming for you. Plus I have exactly zero of my 100 hilarious shirts. Again, shirts are meant to make you laugh, not get upset or offended. Purchase one HERE. Or donate HERE. I know that is shameless self promotion, especially considering the deep shit I am in right now; but, I have to try still. Yeah I know it's my own fault because I tapped out all my resources when I wanted to go to Vegas for my 30th birthday. Again, people I can't emphasize this enough, it's not for me, it's to help my mom who works crazy hours and still has to pay $70k a year for the people who work for me. If I can buy my own wheelchair van, it will save her an additional $50-70k.