Saturday, April 23, 2016

So I'm pretty sure there are definitely dead bodies of adults and children in that creepy house up the street. I showed the Mom today and she agreed that further investigation is needed. That's for another day. I'd post a picture of the house on here but I'm afraid someone would see and say something. According to Zillow there is no information available as to when the house was last purchased or how much. I'm starting to think the Uni-bomber's brother resides in the house. This def needs more investigation but we know how helpful the cops are in this town. Somewhere in between if it involves picking up roadkill, breaking up high school parties, sitting at Dunkin Donuts all night and standing outside doing nothing while a Mom and 2 daughters are being raped, strangled and burnt.

Not much else exciting is happening in my life right now. The highlight of my day was coughing up a lung for an hour this morning, driving to Ikea in New Haven and finding out that Redbox had the movie I wanted in it. With that I am officially old. Oh and I got asked a 1,000 times why I sold my Monday night Raw tickets for this coming Monday. Um because I'm poor as fuck never mind dealing with the Wife bitching at me all night that night and having to pay for parking and gas. Because God forbid she ever pays for anything. Plus, I'm sorry you are also physically disabled and don't have a wheelchair van to get around but I'm not your personal Uber. My van can't even handle driving 70 on the highway never mind the drive from Cheshire to Durham, then to Hartford and back to Durham and finally home. Fuck if I make it to Brooklyn and back for Summerslam without blowing up I will be happy! I'm sorry you feel the need to look up my Craigslist ad and ask why it's still posted? Do you really think I would go through that much to lie about not going? I know since I got financially cut off my life has gotten boring but I'm not gonna work that hard to lie about something. But my friend you are allowed to go look at where I was supposed to sit (because I'm sure you already know) and see a father and son sitting there. Not the Wife and I. Also why does it matter how I'm going to be able to pay you next week for my Summerslam ticket? Ya know my SSI comes on the 3rd of every month I'm gonna start making a whopping $5.00-10.00 a story soon writing for The New Britain Independent. And lets not forget all the random shit I find to sell. But no actually I've turned to cripple porn and prostituting to make some money. I even started my own company it is called Wheel Bangers and I have all my workers do all the filming and editing to save some money. Who says you don't learn things while working for me. Gonna go bang my way across Connecticut now. Look for my first title called Robert does Redding! Any day now!

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