Crack is whack Jack...Who is Jack?

As I write this it is currently thunder storming right now. Hopefully, I don't get fried like a chicken while I write this beautiful thing. So I hit an all time high today by getting into a Facebook fight with a stripper. I don't know why I feel the need to be an asshole but when people are always trying to make you feel sorry for them because they have no money and then post a picture in their giant ass apartment with a room full of Pokemon toys it kind of pisses me off. Sure I collect bobbleheads, wrestling figures, and a bunch of other shit ..but they will all be worth money some day dammit .. at least that's how I justify it in my head. Hey trying to figure out how a crack head thinks could even stump Einstein. Talking about the stripper not me.  Crack is whack and that's a fact Jack! Just ask Whitney, oh wait she drowned in her bathtub because she loved the crack. Maybe that is what I will always love you is about, too soon? Hey great shirt idea.

 I am just mad that I wasted an hour of my life fighting on social media. Fighting on social media is stupid! First of all, everyone thinks they are tough behind a computer screen. I have no problem being a dick in person and on my blog. I gave up giving a shit a long time ago about what people think of me because as Ricky Nelson once said you can't please everyone so you gotta please yourself. That was his biggest hit since the side of a mountain! Too soon? Second, arguing on social media is like winning the special Olympics, even if you do so you are still retarded. Yeah, I know people are gonna be offended by that last line but tell me you didn't laugh reading it? Our society has gotten way to PC besides, I am physically disabled and have no problem saying I'M A CRIPPLE. If you are something just own it. I would rather you be Caitlyn Jenner (her name is Bruce) than someone be fake as hell! You go girl, get down with your 65 year old women self.  The world should have known when you played a motorcycle cop on CHiPs and starred in a movie with the village people.

Finally, I am deciding to do something with my life. My funny t-shirt company is called Cripple Creation. I made a twitter which you can see here and a facebook page for my company here. Hell, I even applied for business loans and made a business plan. Yes world I am seriously doing this.  Now if only I could make a sale of one of my products. But hey what do you want from me?...Love me so Adam Lambert