You can't fix crazy

Sadly I wish I could to get certain people out of my life. But at least it's inspiration for my shirt/stand-up comedian career. You should buy this shirt and help me prevent people herpes. Picture below. Buy one at cripplecreation.com right here

People herpes...people that you think are out of your life but always find a way to pop back up. I thought crazy pot smoking bitch was out of my life but today she decided to reappear in a massive way. I should have known that she was going to she just reemerged like the creature from the black lagoon from Florida late Sunday/ early Monday morning. Apparently I owe her money for 3 nights she worked (but really didn't). Luckily my mom is smart enough to known this and asked me before ignoring her texts. Did I mention the Cheshire police department specifically told her not to contact me or any of my family members and she did anyways, wheels crossed she gets arrested because that will make me piss my pants laughing. Luckily for her the cop that is in charge of our case is on vacation this week. But I know she still has her minions reading this so I just wanted to say hi, to all you crazy bitches. Legit crazy, chick did time in the psych hospital but what do you expect when your dad is schizo and your mom can never leave the house without having an anxiety attack. I'm starting to see why this chick had no chance of not being crazy. Since I don't actually owe her shit, all I can figure is she blew all her money in Florida on drugs and god only knows what else, so she figured she'd hit my mom up for money one more time. My mom won't even give me $20 to get my hair cut, you think she is going to pay you for 35 hours at 13.50 an hour? Perhaps you should check back into that psych hospital.

But then it gets better today. One of my former workers, who ironically is on vacation in Florida right now, asked me when I was going to send her her last check because she hasn't been working for me for a month and still hadn't received it. When I asked my mom, she said the girl had already cashed it. But the girl insisted she hadn't and unlike most of the workers I hire she's pretty normal and trustworthy so I believe her, so I told my mom to call the bank. When she did, apparently somebody named Chris Cammalletti or something similar to that had endorsed it to himself from the girl who was supposed to get the check. Ironically it was cashed yesterday the same day that crazy bitch returned from her Florida vacation. Crazy bitch and this worker also have similar names and as I'll show with the pictures below it looks like a retarded kindergartner signed the check and crazy bitch never graduated high school. Also here is a real signature of the girl that was supposed to get this check and as you can see it looks nothing like her real signature.

My guess is crazy bitch somehow got a hold of this check and probably gave it to a drug dealer she owed money to! Because sure enough when my mom looked up the Chris name it goes back to some guy from Waterbury that's been arrested on a bunch of charges in the past one of them being drug distribution. Shocker and one hell of a coincidence if crazy bitch wasn't involved. But then again Donald Trump became president so then again I guess anything is possible. 




In happier news as you can see at the end of this paragraph just like most other things in life I also suck at bowling now. There was a time I was usually good! What? I always joke I'm a 60 year old man trapped in a 31 year old body. Plus my dad ran a bowling league for disabled kids for ten years so I used to be good, my high score is a 172. And the highest possible score is 300 for those of you not cool enough to know. I'm not sure why the lady working printed it out for us but I'm pretty sure it's because she thought I was MR (mentally retarded)....I mean I know there's a group home that goes bowling every Tuesday night there, and as much as I'm most likely ending up living in one of them I don't actually yet.

Finally it is $200 to rent the hall on May 13th for that show I want to put on in Cheshire. So if I sell tickets at $10 I need to sell at least 20, probably more after renting a mic and speakers to at least break even haha! Most likely I will go for it, I just need the $200 for the rental hall when I go to reserve it, which I don't presently have. Hopefully I will come up with it before that day. Here is a reminder of the upcoming sit-down comedy shows I have;

Tomorrow - 520 whalley avenue in New Haven from 5 pm-7pm and it's free and early so you should come see me! 
Thursday 2-9 and 2-23 (weather permitting) Comix Mohegan Sun at 10 pm and tickets are only $10! 
March 17th Pawactuck VFW in Pawactuck CT at 7 pm and it's free so you assholes better come see me because it's also on Friday night so you have no excuse not too!
March 21st at 7 pm at Dante's Restaurant and Bar in Stratford CT free to get in just have to buy food and drink so please come see me, the food is not even that expensive there!

I liiiiike it, yes I do, I dooooo

I'm sorry, I didn't realize I was preforming for a church group, and here's your fuckin' bus driver!
Watch this video, it may be the greatest comedian/comedic performance that you'll ever see.

 I've only been doing Comedy for six months, but this guy has been at it for eight years. I don't know if it's a good or bad thing that I do the same shows as him...but I hope if I'm still rollin' around this earth in eight years, to be slightly near as talented as he is. Because let's be honest... nobody can top that. Also, I know what you're thinking and sorry ladies, he's married. But he'll happily give you one of his business cards after one of his performances. They're probably going to be worth thousands one day, so I suggest you grab one now. I have the honor and privilege of performing with him again at Comix Mohegan on February 23rd. To say I can't wait would be an understatement. Sure, he won't accept my friend request on Facebook, but he did accept one of my workers, coming from someone that hilarious and talented, I guess that's the best I can hope for.

I'm thinking of putting on a show in Cheshire if I can rent the hall I want to perform in for cheap enough and get the right equipment. Yeah, I'm tired of performing for free, or even better, trying to make people pay for tickets to shows that I'm not even getting paid to perform at. As great as that five minutes of stage time is, and I know it's the only way I would've gotten to perform the Hartford FunnyBone and Comix Mohegan Sun. I'm not talking shit, I don't mind doing shows like that, it's good exposure. And I know that's how you have to work your way into getting paid shows, but I'm gonna try doing it myself, just to see how it goes. Don't worry, Ed Seward will be invited to perform at my showcase, and I can only hope he will say yes. If not, I'll cry harder than when Clay Aiken lost American Idol...just typing that brought a tear to my eye. It's not fair damnit! America wasn't ready for such a beautiful soul. I mean it was only 2003, but now we have a reality show host as a President. I say let's make Clay Aiken great again. Sorry this paragraph went sideways real fast. New shirt idea? I think so!

So I know I've pissed a lot of people off over the years asking for money for a lot of things, but this one even out does me.... Yes a lot of people bitched at me for raising money to go to Vegas for my 30th Birthday(all my other gofundme's were jokes except for wanting a new van, if you had to ride around in that piece of shit you'd understand). But anyway, this pornstar on the snap chat, because I'm a very classy dude, tried to start a gofundme to get a new pair of tits... I shit you not! The best part is she already has massively fake ones, much to her dismay and perverts across the world, it got shutdown. Who would have thought Gofundme has a line, and that someone found out what it is and crossed it. But did this stop this bitch? Hell no! She tried to go to a different crowdfunding website to get her newer faker tits. The fucked up part is there are so many desperate perverted guys out there, that somehow think by donating to this they have a chance with this bitch, who never leaves the West Coast... she's afraid of flying, yeah.. I know way too much about her life! So I'm guessing she will eventually get the money for her fake tits. But I'm an asshole for wanting a new wheelchair ramp van when my current one breaks down all the time, is 12 years old and has more problems than Muslims trying to enter this country, all because I tried to do two Gofundme's in two years. Perverted asshole? You bet I am. But I don't make a living showing my asshole on camera, literally. And did I mention this chick is a mom and is trying to get more donations by promising donors of $20 of more free pictures and $100 or more free videos. Um hello, just go on pornhub or google her name, there are tons of FREE pictures and videos of her all over the internet. Her son is going to be so proud of her when he is old enough to realize mommy is a paid whore. I call it the ex wife's or Cynthia's future around 2025! And the grossest part is, she lets these perverts buy and send things that she then gives to her son to play with. Why don't you just ask Chester the Molester to come violate you and your child in California. Good God, I hate people. I swear to God, when I go to Florida, BECAUSE I'M FUCKING GOING TO FLORIDA, I'm finding a nice crip home and never coming back! Yeah, I'll probably die from mistreatment there, but at least I'll be living where I'm happy. Below is the hoe:

Finally, if you ever want a reason for why certain people should be sterilized, watch the documentary "Stevie" on Netflix. I don't even know where to begin with this train wreck, it's two hours long and I wish it was even longer. The filmmaker was a big brother to Stevie in the early 1980's, and then after 10 years of not speaking to him, he goes to see what ever happened to him. Stevie grew up in rural Illinois, but it's so back ass that it might as well be the town in the movie Deliverance. Time has not been kind to Stevie, he lives in a trailer next to his grandma and sister's trailers, has been in and out of jail and the foster care system, and is currently unemployed collecting social security because he's so fucked up in the head he qualifies for disability. Also, his sister was married at 16 and has it the most together sadly that she's the one taking care of Stevie now. The movie is shot from 1993-1999, and ends after Stevie gets sentenced to 10 years in prison for molesting his eight year old cousin, are any of you surprised by that outcome?The movie sort of made me feel sorry for him because the way his life went, there was no other ending for him. But he is still a disgusting creep in my opinion and throughout the movie dates a mentally disabled girl. Sure Stevie is most definitely slow, but he's not mentally disabled and part of me thinks he likes dating her just because it's like being with a child. But yeah, anyway, the movie ends with Stevie getting his 10 year jail sentence, the filmmaker not sure if he's going to keep talking to Stevie and his family, and Stevie misbehaving in jail so he probably won't get out early for good behavior. Worst of all, his female mullet wearing sister sold all the trailers after he went to jail. She thinks she's livin' the high life now that ole' Stevie is behind bars. But even if he didn't get out early, he still would have gotten out in 2009, without any more offenses haha thats funny, because that definitely didn't happen. But seriously is there a sequel to this documentary? Is Stevie still even alive? Did him and his girlfriend live unhappily ever after? Did his female mullet sister find a new trailer park to live in? I need to know damnit!

Upcoming shows:
2/7 Hartford Funnybone Open Mic- free to get in so you better come out and support me damnit!
2/9 and 2/23 at Comix Mohegan Sun @ 10pm, tickets are $10 and both shows have great line ups!
3/17 Pawcatuck CT, free to get in and it's a Friday night and I need 4 people to come out and support me
3/21 Dante's Stratford CT, free to get in but need to bring 4 people and I'm competing in a contest that night so I really need your support!

FirestickGate

So the Cheshire PD just left my house. Sadly, I wish I was kidding but I'm not. Why? Over a fucking Firestick, I shit you not, a fucking Firestick. You see, the worker I made fun of in my last post, only wanted to smoke pot and sleep, and apparently took offense to the fact that I wrote that despite it being true and told me she quit on Saturday. Despite efforts from myself and two other workers, she would not come back. Not only would she not come back, but she demanded I give her back the Amazon Firestick she got me for Christmas, and a $2 tub of hair gel. I bought her clothes, underwear, video games for her brother, a stereo system for her car, and she got a Christmas Bonus from my mom as well as money from me. Did I ask her for any of that back after she quit, and left my mom to take care of me for 16 hours Sunday night... Hell no! The best part is, I got into a fight with her about a month ago offering to give her the Firestick back then, and she insisted that I keep it. She said her dad would fight with her and ask for his gifts back that he gave her, but she didn't want to be petty like him. Well seems like you're being awful fucking petty right now! Not only did I tell her not to come to my house or the police would be called, but so did one of my workers. Despite this, she still insisted she was coming here tomorrow to get her Firestick. Part of me hopes she does, because now that the police were here, she will get arrested if she shows up. At the 1% chance she does get it, I'm licking it and putting it in my cats litter box tonight. She probably will show up tomorrow anyways. You and your father don't have a history in the psych ward for no reason. Even her mom told her to stop working because she can collect disability for mental illness. Even though her family is living in section 8 housing commiting fraud because it's only supposed to be her, her mom, and her brother living there but her dad lives there undocumented, dealing drugs out of the house with a bunch of illegally registered cars in the driveway. Oh yeah, did I also mention he collects disability but works even though your not supposed too if you're on it. Basically this family is a big bunch of winners. The autistic brother is the lucky one because he's not aware of all the fucked up shit going on around him! Just so I have proof, here is the text I sent her specifically telling her to stay away from my house. Also, here is a collage of photos of her doing drugs. Her Instagram name is on there, feel free to follow her, its all public! And the creepier you are, the better, I mean fuck, if she jerked me off and sent me nude photos for money, I can only imagine the shit she will do for you.

The best part is I made a status about her the other day, and her friend decided to rat me out and show it to her. So today, I made sure to tag that friend in another status with a collage of her doing drugs. Her friend then messaged me this on Facebook:

If you're so professional, then why do you and your husband do more drugs than Cynthia does? And uh, I don't know, maybe don't put it on social media if you're trying to hide it from your clients. I mean your supposed best friend Cynthia is the one that told me that you and your husband and Gimpy all have coke problems, and I'm not talking about Soda! How the fuck else would I know this? What a group of friends that group is. No wonder your friends are all dying of drug overdoses and thanks to Gimpy, I know your husband is an abusive coke head, and you're too much of a coward to leave despite your father almost beating the shit out of him and refusing to pay for your wedding. Have fun bringing children into that love filled marriage(heavy sarcasm) according to Cynthia, you want to divorce him and it hasn't even been a year. They got married on 9/11, how fucking appropriate. Sadly, you probably never will leave him and you'll have two or three kids to try and get him to turn around and save your miserable marriage. Not realizing, you're just going to make it worse, and he will probably start beating the shit out of you and your children. But who knows, alot of this projecting I'm doing is according to information also supplied by Gimpy, so who knows how true this is because I found out she's a pathological liar. I should've been suspicious when she told me Julian Edelman wanted to date her, that guy dates Victoria's Secret Models. He ain't dating you and your coke sniffing ass that's missing half a foot. Yes I know I'm a cripple so its ironic coming from me, but I'm smart enough to know and not pretend that Adriana Lima wants to date me. Holy fuck where do I find these bitches and their friends. I thought I was crazy, but they make me feel better about my own life. I swear to fucking God, If I could drive myself to Florida and never come back, I would. I'm tired of the drama with all of my workers and everyone thinking I'm a raging asshole. Newsflash I don't give a fuck who hates me, and I damn  sure don't care what people in CT think about me. When I go to Orlando in April, or later this year... because after all this I'm fucking going just for the sake of my own sanity, I'm probably not coming back. Even if I commit myself to a psych hospital or nursing home that takes shitty care of me.

Breaking News! I'm Fat!

I know it's shocking to those of you that know me, but yes I'm aware that I'm fat, and no I don't give a fuck that I am. However, in case I forgot one of my workers decided to remind me of this yesterday. She came to my house last night saying that she had to wear three layers of clothing because it is apparently so cold in my house. When I told her, "that's weird I'm usually always freezing and I feel fine right now," she ever so politely reminded me "well don't forget you weigh a lot more than I do!" Uhhh I saw pictures of you last summer, I would have to say you were giving me a run for my money. Sooo, you might want to remember next time you say something like that because I'm probably such an asshole I will say this to your face. I haven't heard something this rude since Big Boobs McGee told the fat girl she was training "you might wanna move his wheelchair up because you're a  lot bigger than me," no wonder that girl never came back after that day. That and when she was getting me ready that day, she was so out of shape she almost passed out on us. For real, we had to get her a cup of water and have her sit down. But yeah, back to the current worker, that's what happens when your main priority in the world is too smoke pot, sleep, smoke more pot, sleep, bitch that shes not getting enough money from me, and smoke some more pot. Needless to say, this is one of the main reasons I cancelled my trip to Orlando... yeah I'm not getting on the plane with you carrying a pound of weed in your suitcase, or other holes on your body..What?! I watch Orange Is The New Black. Or as soon as we touch down in Orlando, having you call Paco the drug dealer so you can get your fix. I ain't fuckin' with Cuban drug dealers in Florida. And I know you will hit him up, because you can't go one day without smoking, never mind five. The best part is if you ever read this, (which I know you will not) you'll say "it's my personal business what I do outside of work!" Absolutely you're 100% right, but when your dumb enough to tell me all these things to my face, how can I not make jokes about this? Have you met me? I make fun of everybody's shit on here!\

Speaking of the geniuses that work for me... today I had to text one of my workers this lovely message.

Yes, I really had to send that, luckily for her sake she even realized how stupid that was. This is the same girl that asked me if Thursday night football was on tonight.  Um, first of all it's friday, second, since it's the NFL playoffs, Thursday night football hasn't been on in a month. The ironic part is I was telling her today about some of the past geniuses that have worked for me, like that girl who put my Thermos in the microwave, the one that hit the pole in the parking lot at Quinnipiac with the van, or the one who hit the pole in the parking lot of CVS, and how they all now work in the health care field. I told her if I ever saw one of those three people working in a Dr office or hospital, that I would wheel the other way as fast as possible. She laughed and agreed with me, sadly now I have to add her to this list.

Finally, I'm not one for conspiracy theories but last night there was a huge explosion in my neighborhood and the power went out right after for a minute. Luckily, it came right back on, but is it any coincidence that it's the same day Donald Trump became President? I think not!!! It was the world suddenly letting me know it's trying to end itself before he can fully take power. It is also ironic on the day of his inauguration, Jan 20th is considered International Day of Acceptance. The most bigoted, racist, sexist man I know becomes President on International Day of Acceptance, somewhere Abraham Lincoln, Harriet Tubman and Harvey Milk are all rolling over in their graves. Also, I finally watched Obama's farewell appearance on 60 minutes from last Sunday, and they showed in his oval office how he had a bust statue of MLK Jr's face and a map that showed one of the Underground Railroad's paths to freedom. Since every President gets to redecorate the White House when he takes office, I'm guessing that statue has been replaced with Hitler or Putin's face, and the map has been replaced with a map of a Japanese Internment Camp from WWII.

Yeah, we're all gonna die. But in case we don't come see me perform at Comix Mohegan Sun on January 26th, or February 9th. Tickets are only $10 you cheap bastards. Also performing in New Haven at 5pm on Feb 8th, if you really want to go ask for details but its a free show on Whaley Ave so you should go. I'm also probably gonna perform at that Hartford FunnyBone open mic on Feb 7th, not sure of the date and tooo fat and lazy too look it up but I think it Feb 7th. I'm also doing a show in Westerly, RI on Saturday March 4th, it's free and on a weekend so hopefully some people will drive far to support me. More details to come.

Please watch this video of Bob Saget's terrified reporter son getting trampled by DC Police with Trump Inauguration Protestors. I almost felt bad for the asshole until I realized he worked for Fox News! Click the link here.

While watching this video I awkwardly stumbled across Trump and his wife slow dancing to some awful song at the Armed Forces Inaurguration Ball. It was an nauseating as it sounds. 

I'm a survivor

Whatever happened to those other two bitches from Destiny's Child?! Beyonce threw them out like yesterday's trash. I think I saw one of them was doing a free show at the Wolf Den a few years ago. No, I did not attend. MC Hammer and Vanilla Ice are more my speed, for free shows at the Wolf Den, and got a meet and greet after! It was the best day of my liiiife - yes, I sang that as my worker wrote it. What? I have a beautiful voice, I'm pretty sure angels speak through me when I sing. Black Jesus Lives Matter, my eyes have seen the glory of the Lord. No don't worry I didn't drink the koolaid....yet. I'm just having what you call a "mental breakdown". And like all the other cool celebs, I'm going to get treated for exhaustion after I post this. RIP Falco, and if you're not cool enough to get that don't ask.

So the other day, I was watching me some Cops, like all classy people do, and I saw probably the best episode literally E V E R. And I've seen some real winners on that show, such as a ghetto 94 year old Georgia based Grandma who stabbed her 90 year old best friend/ roommate after a few drinks and heated discussion over how her son was a "punk". Or as I like to call it, the ex wife and her roommate 50 years from now. Also saw an episode when a lady's husband knocked her dentures out of her mouth, and had to call the cops because they fell on the roof and she couldn't find them. Then she was more concerned about showing her pet parrot to the cops instead of finding her dentures. Oh and did I mention her husband was wearing tighty whities and was about 80 years old and 300 lbs. So its probably hard to imagine that I found a better episode then that. But I did! See the cops were responding to a call about a man passed out in the bushes...and I don't know what drugs he was on but man do I want some.When the cops got there his first question to him was are you guys real? And then as they were trying to arrest him they started screaming PLEASE DON'T RAPE ME!! and he was also eating the grass on the ground in front of him. This guy was literally so fucked up that they didn't charge him just brought him to the psych hospital. I'm not sure what they're doing down there in Florida that this behavior was so normal that they didn't bother to arrest him for anything but man am I looking forward to going there in a few months!

watch the other funny moments here
https://youtu.be/lXiy406JAZg

Speaking of stupid people on drugs...ok they don't do drugs ...allegedly. Here is a good story about the ex wife and her roommate. See last weekend it snowed and even though we live in Connecticut every asshole in this fucking state craps their pants about driving once they see the first snowflake hit the ground. During the day that day the ex wife actually showed up to help me for once. While she was here she informed me that her roommate was waiting at a gas station in Bristol which is about 20 minutes from my house with good weather for the ex wife to come pick her up after she got out of work. I know this sounds normal but it was 2 pm and the ex wife doesn't get out of work on that day until 5 pm. So yea it sounds as retarded as it was! Dude her roommate works in Southington and lives in Plymouth which I know is 45 minutes away, but I don't care how bad your car is in the snow it's not worth waiting in the snow storm in some gas station for 4 hours for her to pick you up. Are you that lonely or hardcore of a lesbian that you have to wait 4 hours just to spend time with your roommate. I know she's your only friend but god damn, I don't even drive and I know that's retarded. But, whatever at least she came to work, the new mom used the first snow storm as an excuse to not work because she's originally from Florida. If you don't want to drive in the snow with your pick up truck perhaps you shouldn't have came to Connecticut. Due to all this crap I had to spend 15 hours with my mom by ourselves..surprisingly we survived without killing each other!

This is what I imagine it looked like by the time she got there

Today I accomplished something it's about time I learned to live on my own after 31 years...sure I have no way of getting out of the house or calling 911, but I survived 1 hour and 15 minutes on my own with nothing but Flappy, Miley, and Charles..those are my 3 cats. I now feel I'm certified in doomsday prepping, you can just call me survivor Bob...Of course this is all could have been prevented but everybody that works for me secretly want me to die so that they don't have to help me anymore. Cause ya know the creepy Canadian was filling in for hippie love child who only comes in when she feels like it cause even though I told the ex wife don't come for the day shift come for your usual 5-9 she still showed up anyways and refused to come back out of spite or as I call it she's a cunt! God forbid she pays her bill so her phones still on or her retarded roommate actually delivers a message without fucking it up...plus she still has me blocked on all social media because she thinks I'll get jealous of things she posts...bitch you got pregnant by a random dude there's literally nothing you can post that I give a flying fuck about anymore! But it makes her feel like she has power and control over me so whatever apparently next time I need to get her a message at the last second I need to show up personally to her door or send a telegraph or maybe use the pony express look it up millennials!

Finally, do you think that Ben Affleck should be a spokesman for Afflac insurance?Or maybe eminem should promote M&M's and I definitely think that Magic Johnson should work out a deal with Powerade! Somebody really dropped the ball on this...also, did you hear about lucky charms...apparently they're magically delicious, and Trix yeah they're just for kids! Donald Duck has apparently gone quackers and Miley Cyrus yeah she just being Miley! Hear those jokes and several more at my upcoming shows if they don't get cancelled!

Just because I'm in a wheelchair doesn't mean I'm retarded

Read the title besides the fact that people legit assume I'm retarded just because I'm in a wheelchair doesn't mean I actually am. Yet, despite this a lot of people think I am and think I am dumb enough to fall for the bullshit that they try to sell me...if it doesn't work from the ex wife damn sure ain't gonna work from some stranger. Yes I'm disabled, yes I've live to 31 when I wasn't supposed to, yes some people still treat me and talk to me like a retarded 10 year old, but here's a lesson people I have 2 college degrees I just cant move my arms and legs like everyone else, and that is why I pay people 13.50 an hour to wipe my butt! Just like I tell all my workers if you have a problem with me tell it to my face cause I'm an adult man, don't go running to my mom, or the company who payed you, or your friends that know me, just talk to me about it and I can probably work it out with you like normal human beings do. I was trying to avoid writing about this for a long time cause I legit felt bad for this girl, until she tried to play and scam me one too many time for what I know was most likely for drug money. Don't get me wrong I'm responsible for giving it to her and I know I'm a scumbag because I just did it hoping she'd send mad photos and videos and eventually come to see me because she is very pretty. Yeah she did send photos and videos , and yeah I could put them on here but I wont cause I'm not that big of an asshole...but don't got demanding money from me just cause I did you a favor last summer... you see I spent the whole summer of 2016 basically drunk, and in one of my stupid drunken ideas I direct messaged this girl on Instagram saying I was dying so I would send her money if she sent me bad photos and videos. Yes that is creepy and I did contact her at first. However, after a while she would just start sending them to me and asking how much I'd send her. At first I was nice and I'd always send something even though I'm really really broke, but after a while I had enough and told her no...honestly I could get that shit for free on the internet, plus I never met her in person so for all I know the photos and videos could be fake...however I know they're not because she has certain distinct tattoos in certain places...here is a side by side look ...I blurred out her face to protect her identity.

Here's the best part from that photo on Instagram I found out she's now working as a stripper at a strip club near by, I won't say which one but if you know me you can figure it out! Why is this a big deal? Because after our last fight when I finally refused to pay her for something I didn't ask for, she tried to say she was too shy to take her clothes off in person for me and that she apparently never worked as a stripper, even though I know her best friend is one. Here is proof of our Facebook Conversation where she tried to deny it.Also, read the other crazy bullshit she wrote ..I changed her name because like I said I'm not that big of an asshole and I know some of you blog readers are creepy fucks and will try to find her after this.

• anna @$!#&*%
  Good luck meeting someone who cares for you. You know nothing about me and how dare you speak to me like this.
• 

  12/14, 9:50pm

  Bob Al Held

  How do you care for m I've never met you
• 

  12/14, 9:51pm

  anna *&%$$@!#%^

  I don't work at Hollywood and i can make my own opinions i have a brain, ive never talked to bobbi about you

  Because i dont talk about people i am a decent person who keeps to myself instead of blasting out everyones untrue business to everyone

  You think you have something over me cause you helped me

  Fucking disgusting
• 

  12/14, 9:53pm

  Bob Al Held

  Sorry you feel that way

  But you don't actually know me and vise versa I would feel bad if you actually made an effort to get to know me and I don't really have a lot of people in my life but fuck this it ain't worth it
  
  I'm about to do this same thing to one of the comedians I know from CT...don't worry there's no bad photos of him on my phone and he's not working as a stripper now ha ha ... but the asshole had me pay 50$ for 10 tickets to a show I was supposed to perform at so I can resell them at a profit bu the only problem is I'm pretty sure this show is never actually going to happen. I mean I was suspicious of him when he asked me to perform the day of at some random restaurant and there was like 6 people there with no audio equipment. Plus, he said we were all there to audition or something but I'm not quite sure for what and he ducked and rolled as soon as the show was over. Plus, he made me 20$ just for bringing awkward turtle to that show. I was even more suspicious when one of the well established comedians from CT that I know said he was basically a scam artist...but one of my other comedian friends convinced me he was legit he just charges a lot for his shows. Judging by the way things are going I would say the guy who told me he's a scam artist is probably correct and therefore he is about to get blown up in about a month on here if this show doesn't happen I won't say his name to protect his identity for now but here's a hint he looks and sounds like beetlejuice and I'm pretty sure he appears if you say his name 3 times.
  
  
  

  

  
  

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